Hi, Internet People. It’s been over a year since my last update to this website and by now I assume most of you think that I’ve taken my millions in Sock Puppets From Hell royalty money and am living large on an island somewhere.
Or, alternatively, that I’m dead.
Neither of those things is true, though I am much closer to being dead than I am to being rich. Apparently there isn’t a lot of money in writing books about Sock Puppets and I wish someone had told me this before I spent a year of my life writing the damn thing.
In any event, I wanted to let you know that I plan to be much more active on this website, with the Sock Puppet Newsletter and on the socials in 2018. And considering I didn’t post shit in 2017, I’m already off to a fantastic start!
So what can you expect from Dan Cheek in 2018? Here’s a few of the things on my Sock Puppet To-Do List…
- Post some mother fuckin’ videos up on this website. Because it’s 2018 and I’m told that Internet videos are now popular and shit.
- Greatly expand the website to include more information on the Sock Puppet characters and information on their Universe.
- Set up and maintain a Sock Puppets From Hell Instagram account. Again, I’m told this is a thing that’s popular with the cool kids.
- Release a special edition PRINT version of The Sock Puppets From Hell. I’m not sure exactly when this’ll happen, but it’ll be sometime this year for sure. Probably. I think. Maybe.
This is all I have for right now. I’ll be back with more updates shortly and until then, BUY MY BOOK! Because I need money and I honestly don’t even care if you read it or whatever but BUY MY BOOK!
Also, I’m not dead. Or wealthy. Or a very good author.