I’m Writing a Book About Sock Puppets

This is probably another bad life decision.

Sock Puppets From Hell - Bad Idea

My name is Dan Cheek and I am the author of The Sock Puppets From Hell.  This is a novel that will be self-published this Fall.  It’s the first book that I’ve ever written and if I sell twelve copies, I’ll be impressed.

Because it’s a book about Sock Puppets.

And demons.  A few witches.  A serial killer.  And an evil sheep.

So, like I said, I really don’t see a massive demand for a novel about such things.  But I’m going to publish it anyway.  This is a story that has been fermenting in my brain for over a decade at this point.  I’ve already terrorized my friends with these characters and now I want to inflict that upon the rest of you.

My plan is to use this blog to give you regular updates regarding The Sock Puppets From Hell.  I am told that this is a very clever marketing strategy and that it will increase the chances of me becoming an Internet celebrity.  Or be put on some sort of government watch list.

I should also take a moment to point out that I’ve set up some Sock Puppets From Hell social media accounts.  You can follow on Twitter and like on Facebook.  Please do this or I will be forced to dress up like a clown, sneak into your home and tickle your feet while you sleep.

In conclusion, I’m a sad, creepy man who is writing a book titled The Sock Puppets From Hell and none of you will read it, let alone buy it.  Unless you are as broken as a human being as me.  In which case, there’s a good chance you might actually need this novel in your life.

There’s no official release date for The Sock Puppets From Hell just yet (other than sometime in Fall of 2016), but as soon as I have one, I’ll be sure to share it.