Exactly when the holy fuck is this stupid book coming out, anyway?
So up until now, I’ve been saying that The Sock Puppets From Hell would be released sometime in the Fall of 2016. And that remains my official answer to the question of when the book will be available for all of you poor souls to buy it and contribute to my beer and comic book vices.
That being said, I am frantically finishing all the stuff I need to finish in order to achieve a release date of October 31, 2016. This isn’t yet an official release date, just a personal goal of mine.
Within the next week or two, I should be able to officially announce Halloween as the release date for The Sock Puppets From Hell. Or, alternatively, I could still be shrugging my shoulders and saying, “Eh. Sometime in Fall of this year. Probably.”
But having my book released on Halloween would be really fucking cool, right?
In a slightly unrelated note, I realize that this website currently has more pictures of my stupid ass than it does of the any of the Sock Puppets From Hell. I’m putting the finishing touches on a bunch of Sock Puppet artwork and photos and those will be plastered all over this space soon.
Oh, and I’m still making tweaks to the final draft of the book, too.
For anyone that’s wondering, writing a novel and then self-publishing it is kind of a pain in the ass. It takes up all your free time and you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night with overwhelming urge to kill. Try it! It’s fun!
Anyway, maybe The Sock Puppets From Hell will be released on Halloween. Or maybe it won’t. LEAVE ME ALONE I NEED WHISKEY!