The Sock Puppets From Hell Gets An Official Release Date!

The book will debut on Halloween 2016

Sock Puppets From Hell - Halloween Release Date

Yup.  It’s officially official, now.  I’ll be releasing The Sock Puppets From Hell novel on October 31st.  That’s Halloween for those of you who don’t keep track of such things.

Debuting the book on Halloween is something that just makes sense.  Halloween is a spooky holiday.  The Sock Puppets are kind of spooky.  And the book is full of witches and demons.  And murdered sheep.  Lots of explosions.

Basically, all of things that make Halloween such a good time.

As of right now, I plan on releasing the book via Amazon in a digital-only format.  Eventually, maybe, I might have a printed version released.  But paper and ink cost money and shit.  So I need to save up my pennies before I can consider doing something like that.

This strategy should also help me hold on to the few strands of sanity that I’ve been clinging to throughout all of this.  Because if I had to walk around a house full of books that aren’t selling and that I had cost me my personal fortune to print…I would probably develop an arson hobby to compliment my binge whiskey drinking hobby.

And nobody needs that.

Having a real-life release date for The Sock Puppets From Hell also allows me the opportunity to daydream about what kind of book release party I might have.  In all probability, this “party” will probably be me sitting on my porch, alone, guzzling beer and screaming at God and the neighbors.

Between now and the time the book becomes available for purchase, I expect all of you to subscribe to The Sock Puppet Newsletter, follow me on Twitter and like the Sock Puppets From Hell Facebook page.  And to demand that all of your friends and family do the same.

This way I can effectively fuck up a much larger portion of your life than I could with this website alone.  Your cooperation is appreciated.

The Sock Puppets From Hell will be unleashed on October 31st.  Prepare yourselves.


Author: Dan Cheek

Dan Cheek is the author of The Sock Puppets From Hell and an all around horrible person. His pee smells like hotdogs.